I recommend my new programme to you!
It turns out this is already my fifth Stand Up programme
People at all the previous ones had a great time
And I laughed a few times too
What will be in the new programme?
Of course, the news itself and some conversations with you
People in the audience will decide what to say at any given time.
The final words of the programme will depend on this election.
Which brings us to the final together.
Turns out I'm a bit mad in my old age
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